Press Releases
Press Conference Script Hello, I stand up here with great regret to talk about the tragedy that took place in bolder last week. To begin the sloppiness with the response team was completely and entirely the federal government’s fault. Of course the earthquake itself was an unavoidable catastrophe but how we chose to respond was not set in stone. Colorado has not had an earthquake since mid-2011. During this tremble less decade, we grew lazy and unprepared for the next quake. Because of this, police, firemen, and ambulances were slow to respond to the mass destruction, leaving people afraid and vulnerable. For this I would like to formally apologize to all the effected families for our negligence. But rest assured that this tragedy has opened our eyes and we will be prepared for the next quake. For starters we at TSLA have personally donated one hundred and fifty thousand dollars to an Earthquake relief. This should help rebuild, and to provide for those who were affected. We also donated fifty thousand to train local authorities in disaster response. If anyone else is interested, we encourage you to donate and/or check out a few tips to help you during an earthquake. The link to both the donation site and the tip can be found on our website on the funds page. For all the ones who were affected by this incident, know that no comrade will be left behind.
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Spin Doctor Scandal ScriptGood morning, everybody. I am Zayaan Khan and I am speaking on behalf of the Socialist League of America. After hearing about the accusations filed against our vice president, Tyson House, our organization would like to clear some stuff up. It has been said that Mr. House was caught accepting gifts from the oil company known as BP after they petitioned Congress to open up the US wilderness for drilling. I want to begin by saying that this is true, however, it is hugely misleading. The word “gifts” was used to describe this, but the proper term should be donations. BP were giving “gifts”, but we used them to donate to wilderness programs. Mr. House did not use any of the provided funds for personal benefit, or for the benefit of the campaign. Every single cent of the $100,000 that we received under the table from BP went to straight to wilderness programs across the country. To further show that we don’t support oil companies, we declined their offer to donate funds publicly in exchange for passing a bill that would allow drilling oil in the wilderness. This shows that we don’t support oil companies and we didn’t want the bill passing at all. We didn’t accept public funding because we didn’t want the American people to think that we supported oil companies. As you can see on our website, the $100,000 dollars that were given has been donated to the wilderness programs. I hope that clears everything up. Thank you for your time
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Vice President Debate NotesTyson House
Hello Everybody. I am tyson house, and I am the Vice Presidential canidate of the TSLA. Before I get into the main topic, I would like to clarify that our party is NOT communist, but socialist. There is a clear difference between the 2. The main difference is that under communism, most property and economic resources are owned and controlled by the state (rather than individual citizens); under socialism, all citizens share equally in economic resources as allocated by a democratically-elected government. The goals of our campaign is to bring equality. People with the same type of jobs will get equal pay, determined by the importance of the job, and we will also set up a welfare program, but people will have to work to pay it back. This way, we can keep the economy working, and it will encourage people to get a job, instead of relying on the welfare program. We will carry out this transition We also want to restrict gun rights, such as reducing the amount of ammo sold per month, the type of gun sold, and will require a background on those who want to own a gun. We will raise minimum wage to 15 dollars, so that working students will have money to support themselves with as they grow older. This way, kids will have a little kick-off money to be able to buy food, and pay rent for a small amount of time before they get a real job. I want to say that we will not allow big pharma to control markets, like Amiels party, because we do not want people's health jeopardized. |
Presidential Speech NotesAshvin Das
Hello, as you know I am the president of the TSLA and to day I will be giving my speech. The main thing that I would like focus on is our policies, One of them being gun laws. Unlike other candidates we want to try as many different ways to fix gun laws as possible. Our plan is that we are going to try a verity of ways such as limiting admonition and weapon types as well as red flag laws. Our goal with this is to make it so American people can still be safe but also have the means to defend themselves and their families. Another thing that we wanted to discuss is healthcare. A lot of other candidates are focusing on healthcare and we personally support each one of them. We believe that as long as the people are getting benefited any change to healthcare could be acceptable. We want everyone here to know that we are here for the people. Even if another candidate wins we will also win as long as the things we have to say are taken into account. We are here to spread awareness and ideas so the leaders of the future can take these ideologies and consider them. Thank you everybody for your time and have a good day. |